After an embarrassing false start the game is up, in a handy little zip file. 
A big "thank you" goes out to the folks who let me know it wasn't working.

FYI I tried to download and it's just the exe. It says its missing data files.
— Daniel@TGS (@Chiwis) September 19, 2017

The new upload let me add in some of the features I felt were important, like the combat engine of the game. What's available now is the full game, as I envisioned it for the #AGBIC game jam, so I'm very pleased with the result.

Coming soon:

1. The early years. [Implemented]
2. The final boss fight.
3. Noses!
4. Screen resizing ... maybe.
5. Free play mode.
6. The random room... "Did I come this way before?"
7. Sprites!

Got any other ideas? We'd love to hear from you.